Guess what??? "...."

How to respond:
Person: guess what
Me: chicken butt

"Ok....the fifth dentist caved and now they are all recommending trident,"

I usually answer "you're pregnant?" but once I asked "who died?" and my good mate of fours years had passed. Broken joke fucked up.

I usually go up to my friends like this:
"Guess what?!"
"What?"
"Correct!" *walks away*

I've done two of these.... Not the best haha