I had a drunk girl insist on walking me home one night, even though I was the sober one. She then passed out on my doorstep so I had to drag her inside and let her sleep on the couch... I'd only met her about 2 hours before this, she was very confused when she woke up
One time while my parents were gone, I got really drunk, just to see what it was like. I was SO HOT that I ended up watering the lawn and getting me all wet to help cool down. I then went inside to get out of the wet clothes and spent an hour trying to get my bra to stick to the entry way chandelier. I thought, since this was my first time getting drunk, it should be done. I'd seen things like that in movies & TV all the time.
There was a drunk Brit on a train with me and she kept singing, "what you gonna do with your head bashed in?!" And when I got home I asked my British friend about it and she said her mom sung that when she was drunk to.
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