Well, if we're being technical here (which I believe we are), I am a creature known as an animagus. And animagus, if you are unfamiliar with the concept, an animagus (pl. animagi) is a witch or wizard who can morph him- or herself into an animal at will.
...Did you really just say that? You expect me to make a dress? I have no experience making dresses! Much less dresses made out of paper! The only piece of clothing I've ever made, in my opinion, kinda sucks. So don't tell someone to make a dress when you don't even know if they can or not.
HOW DARE YOU!!!!! Are you insulting my status as an animagus and therefore a witch by saying I don't have my OWN magic wand???? I will have you know, my wand is 13", made of Alder wood, and has a dragon heartstring core. It's just that dress-making spells are not taught in the Muggle Studies course curriculum at neither Hogwarts, nor Pigfarts. I would know, I've attended both.
Oh, well, Potions was never really my best subject. I'm probably the only Slytherin you'll find who isn't good at potions. I actually quite liked Charms and Arithmancy. Do you know if Flourish & Botts is selling extra books on those?
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