No you won't. This was a statistic made up by a US college student as a bet that a completely made up 'fact' could become common knowledge. Spiders are not suicidal enough to crawl into your mouth and die. Would you crawl into a blue whale's mouth because it was warm?
Eh. Sure, why not? It's not like I have anything better to do. I'm just sitting here at my computer eating french fries. And I'm actually quit cold, so a whale's mouth sound lovely at the moment. All nice and toasty.
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